Whiteinch Indoor League Results 

Season 2014 -15

 
After game 4 there is a definite trend going on. The top 4 names consist of two of the organisers ( nudge nudge ), a gentleman that they want to keep on the good side of because he keeps them fed and watered in the " golden oldie section" and an inexplicable 4th person who shall remain anonymous...
 
( Mr Wyper for those who are struggling with this puzzle! )
 
Good to see Willie Kelly back with the arm gesture he taught to Tattie Marshall ;-P
 
" `mon the Bankies "
 
Here is the table...
 
 
After the third game it has become obvious who makes up the League Table now!!! Any shadow of doubt has now been officially removed....
 
As for the organiser............. well let`s say that there was a three month old kiddie on the next green that was laughing uncontrollably at one point when, coincidentally,the scoreboard was reading 1 - 14 on Mr Riach`s rink!  ( not in his favour )
 
Then it all kicked off ..................
 
 Mr Riach started shouting about " mind yer own game and concentrate on yer own rink" and started greetin` about " pepul mindin their ain bliddy business" 
 
Now as we all know once wan wean starts greeting... they all start..... so true enuff Aitchy starts greeting and whinging and the wean on the next green kicks off big time!
 
Then came one of those priceless one liners that you only hear on a rare occasion....
 
Andy Knox, blissfully unaware of any kids in the building, asks in a loud voice.
 
"Is that Willie Riach greeting, or some other wean? " 
 
Cue a tirade of " Mind yer ain rink ", " the temperature in here is crap ", "where`s ma front end? " ( we`ve heard that before about him ! )  and other choice phrases that turned the air blue and made someone throw a wrong bias bool, which as luck would have it, ended up nearer the jack than Mr Riach`s best shot!
 
Let`s just say that Willie got a silver medal on game 3!
 
 
 
After the second game it became obvious that the US Open Champion couldn`t compete with the current leader, and declared himself unavailable. The odds are shortening on Messrs McCabe and Scott, while the organisers Messrs Riach and the score keeper Mr Smyth cannot be discounted
( simply because Vic makes the league table up with the results that Willie tells him !!! ) ....
 
but the out and out favourite is JB... ( He even has a sports shop named after him ! ) 
 
Can anyone catch him????? Can anyone compete with his unflapable temperament???  When we talk about SIr Alex Ferguson and his mind games at football, Wee Jimmy chats his opponent off their game and walks away with the three points....   Classic tactics from an expert..
 
 


 


 

 


 

After the first game, Bill Blane looks favourite to win again this year. But keep an eye on the US Open Champion.... he has decided to play this year because the competition is tougher at Clydebank than California...
 

        


 


 

 


 

  

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